- While you are making and order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
- Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
- Ask for a Big Mac, French Fries and a Large Coke.
- Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".
- Tell him you've got another pizza delivery on the other line and you're buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
- Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.
- Answer his questions with other questions.
- Spell the ingredients.
- Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"
- Ask him if they have pizza.
- Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.
- Make your order being very decided and secure, then, when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act ad if you were confused.
- Change your accent every 5 seconds.
- Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
- If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it's $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order"
- Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
- Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
- Ask him if they exploit child labor.
- Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
- Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
- Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
- Tell him that there's a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
- Ask if you could see the menu
- Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
- Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
- Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
- Ask only for one slice.
- Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
- Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
- Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that hes fired.
- Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
- Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
- Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you'll make in the future.
- Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "No mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.
- When he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it's hist first day working there.
- Breath loudly.
- Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
- Avid using the word "Pizza" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don't use that word"
- Make and order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaaaarrghhhh"
- If the guy taking the order doesn't take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there's any other who would take them.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
40 ways to make a pizza guy feel nervous.
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